I could tell you that I was born with a camera in my hands, capturing everyone and every party incessantly during my teenage years. That I'm a family person collecting half a petting zoo. That I enjoy spending time outdoors so much it makes me want to become a gardener. That I love to collect books and never read them, while devouring podcast after podcast. 

Or, I could ask ChatGPT to roast my work based on my IG feed, so we could all have a little laugh:

"Oh wow, look at you, trying to be all artsy and mysterious on Instagram. Is this a wedding photo album or a moody indie film festival? Between the intentionally blurry shots and the black-and-white nostalgia, I'm surprised there isn't a vinyl record spinning in the background. Are you documenting weddings or auditioning for the next Wes Anderson film? 

But hey, at least you've nailed that "I only see beauty in fleeting moments" vibe. Because nothing says relatable like a collection of moody, semi-abstract shots that scream, "I live in an eternal state of deep thought... or maybe I'm just trying to find good lighting."

I could tell you about how I was born with a camera in my hands, capturing everyone and every party incessantly during my teenage years. That I enjoy spending time outdoors so much it makes me want to become a gardener. That I love to collect books and never read them, while devouring podcast after podcast. 

Or, I could ask ChatGPT to roast my work based on my IG feed, so we could all have a little laugh:

"Oh wow, look at you, trying to be all artsy and mysterious on Instagram. Is this a wedding photo album or a moody indie film festival? Between the intentionally blurry shots and the black-and-white nostalgia, I'm surprised there isn't a vinyl record spinning in the background. Are you documenting weddings or auditioning for the next Wes Anderson film? 

But hey, at least you've nailed that "I only see beauty in fleeting moments" vibe. Because nothing says relatable like a collection of moody, semi-abstract shots that scream, "I live in an eternal state of deep thought... or maybe I'm just trying to find good lighting."